Mexican Cell Phone

Being to cheap to afford a real cell phone, you go to the toy section in Wal-Mart and buy a 2 way walkie talkie.

Pedro, can you hear me? Testing, Testing! Jose I can hear you - our Mexican Cell Phone works!

Mexican Cell Phone by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

peasant cell

A plain and simple cell phone that can only be used to make calls.

my phone can take pictures, shoot video and play mp3's what about you? Wow my peasant cell can only make phone calls.

peasant cell by mjamesa January 12, 2009

arabian cell phone 

when you wake uo to the sound of your friend calling your cell phone(which is in the room) and you go to answer it, and he hands you his dick and you start to talk inot it.

" fuck, brian gave me the fattest arabian cell phone this morning!"

arabian cell phone by papac October 1, 2005

loose cell phone drunk 

When you get so hammered that you are practically guaranteed not to come home with your cell phone

I have to buy a new iPhone today, I got "loose cell phone drunk" last night

loose cell phone drunk by giorgioSF December 14, 2009

splinter cell 

A microscopic piece of glass invisible to the naked eye

i am a splinter cell (cannont been seen!)

splinter cell by Jon G April 11, 2005

sleeper cell 

this happens when you stay the night at someone's house, and the next morning while in the shower; you accidently cum on the louffa hanging from the faucet.

"she doesn't know how she got pregnant, must have been a sleeper cell"

sleeper cell by 1/2RICAN November 11, 2009

splinter cell 

A videogame franchise consisting of stealth gameplay. Inferior to the Metal Gear Solid franchise (which started the genre) in both it's boring, stereotypical storyline and trial and error and no head shots detecting gameplay. It has to rely on coming out year after to attempt to improve its shortcomings as opposed to every 3 years like Metal Gear Solid does.

The cheesy subtitles in the Splinter Cell games might as be changed to year numbers.

splinter cell by cyanide_chewing_gum March 29, 2005