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Cum-catcher

n. Semen Receiver

You can call a woman that to piss feminists off or get their attention.
1. You wanna piss off a feminist?
Call her a cum-catcher

2. Well... let's not do it then.
by Anne_1Lynn August 21, 2005
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catch a round

to wanto fight someone usully meaning to punch some one
by Afrika September 18, 2006
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cum catcher

1) A tattoo on the lower back of a female. Called a cum catcher because the lower back is where a male ejaculates on a female after pulling out after doggy style sex. Refers to the belief that girls with lower back tattoos are promiscuous.

2) A mustache (can also refer to a goatee). Cum catcher implies that the man gives oral sex to other men, thereby catching cum around his mouth.
1) "Look at the cum catcher on that girl sitting at the bar! Might as well be a bullseye!"

2) "Dude, please shave. You look like one of the Village People with that cum catcher."
by Brad, from the great state of January 11, 2009
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soup catcher

The patch of hair grown right below the lip.
by morbiusnick January 1, 2007
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Pitching & Catching

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin
In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010
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Catch the Snitch

Also "Catch the Golden Snitch"

1. To orgasm.
2. What you do after you beat your bludgers

Explanation:
"The Snitch" is a walnut-sized golden ball with silvery wings that flies at insanely high speeds on it's own accord; the only way to end a Quidditch match is for the Seeker to catch it in their hands. This action not only ends the game, it gives the Seeker's team 150 extra points, which is usually enough to win them the game outright.

Ergo, when a male finishes masturbation and holds something silvery and golden in his hands, he has "caught the snitch" and, ultimately, ended the game.

"Catching the snitch" can also be used loosely to refer to the conclusion of any sex act, male masturbation or otherwise.
Before Professor Glitch (The Ravenclaw Seeker) can catch the Snitch, he has to bring his Firebolt into the air and beat his bludgers for a while.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
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catch-22

A situtation where you have two possible choices, either of which while have negative ramifications for you.
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.
by Khelek May 31, 2003
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