Frosty Carpet

Refers to the pubic region of hair being glazed in an evenly spread coat of sperm.
May require mutilpe attempts or a team effort for an evenly spread glaze depending on the amount of hair requiring frosting.

Boy: "Oh crap, the condom has split"
Girl: "Don't worry, just give me a frosty carpet instead"
Boy: "A what?"
Girl: "Just cum on my pubey triangle of lust god damn it!"
Boy: "Nice"

by Cometh The Man December 28, 2016

carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020

carpet slut

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut!

by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021

Carpet Gum

Hairy ballsack

Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.

by Terrypenus August 20, 2021

Smokey Carpet

The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).

Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!

by Harold Chastington III Esq. November 13, 2011

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

burnt carpet

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.

I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.

by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011