Canoe Dude

A dude that rents canoes in Ocean Shores

Where did you rent your canoe from? The Canoe Dude

by wrkz4me June 4, 2022

douche canoe

you are such a douche that you could fill an entire canoe

that bitch, erik, from TDBank is such a douche canoe

by emmydelmo December 10, 2021

Ska douche canoe

Duh, bye ;like hello, is anybody home?Notifying the individual expressing verbage that your done, but trying to be abruptly absent. Gots to go. Tata for now.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.

Guy: so are you looking for someone who actually is into responsibilities?
Chick: ska douche canoe

Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe

by DaughterofGod March 14, 2020

Dream Canoe

A person considered exceptionally good looking and enjoys banter. Must be a minimum of 5’8 ft.

Dude, That Hazel sure is such a dream canoe.

by Dreamyboat July 28, 2024

pink canoe

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.

I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!

by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023

Snow Canoeing

When you cum in a pussy and keep going.

Me and the boys are going snow canoeing later!

by Noname70 November 27, 2020

Douche Canoe

Someone so full of themselves, that they feel their physical appearance entitles them to to be admired. At which point, they then utilize this false sense of admiration to attempt to take advantage of infatuated victims.

That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.

by Seattle010518 January 7, 2018