candle in the wind

The act of deadbeating to hot girls named Donna in necrofantasies. Dumbass who never had the balls to talk to Donna and is now regretting it.

guy 1: Wow he's candle in the winding it again.
guy 2: What a dumbass! Donna rejected him so long ago! May she RIP.

by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011

candle treatment

when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face

damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!

by zach and scott June 14, 2008

canade

A person from Canada.

Those damn canades are crazy about hockey.

by thatoneguywhoknowonelikes June 29, 2009

candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly

man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle

by elsanchokirky April 3, 2010

canađiêns

canađiên is a combination of two words from two differnent languages: canadian, from english, meaning someone from canada, and điên, from vietnamese, meaning crazy. This is a joke commenly used to express that all canadians are crazy.

All of those canađiêns are crazy!

by A canađiên May 16, 2011

candlelit penetration

a scrumpet's favorite thing, where during intercourse in a candlelit room, a man penetrates the vagina while wiping the remains of his dirty toilet paper along the clit.

Man: Let's go back to my place and have some candlelit penetration.
Girl: Ew, you're nasty!

by penisesarebeautiful May 22, 2011

Candlenuts

When a girl performing fellatio leads the lucky man to think she will swallow like a champ, but at the moment before mangasm wimps out, and simply holds the shaft while watching the fireworks.

The man is left with his man-batter dripping from the tip down onto his balls; resembling the pattern of a burning candle's melted wax.

-I thought this hoodrat would swallow my pump-spunk, but she wasn't in-it to win-it and I was left with a case of candlenuts.

by Mav23 June 5, 2011