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cactusing

When you have a technical problem and you ask for help from someone and they just stand there while you show the problem and miraculously, it works even though it didn't seconds ago.
Well, it works now. Thanks for cactusing for me, I guess...
by johnseelewis October 31, 2015
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Reverse Cactused

The act of taking a little prick out of you.
Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.
by dil3mma August 26, 2014
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something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
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Cactus

When something is really bad or disturbing. Is a derogatory term used to show disapproval.
Jim is going outn with Sarah on Saturday. Thats cactus!
by laurakii October 1, 2010
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Cactus

Awesome, heckers, insano, brutes.
Too awesome to touch.
Guy: How was your weekend?
Guy2: Awh man, fuckn' cactus as currnt!
by currrrnt October 11, 2010
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Swagging a Cactus

When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.
by capitaly777 May 25, 2011
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Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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