Crusty-Crab

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.

Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

crasy

Another term for "crazy" but on a greater level. Use it when you want to mean "insane"

--Last night I had sex with Sean Kingston!
--What?? No way! That's crasy!

by harrrRRRRRrrRRy December 24, 2009

crusty mcfinkster

a littel guy, a very small man, witha very small"guy"

The man next door has a crusty mcfinkster.

by crusty March 30, 2003

crafty brown

"Crafty Brown" is a term used to describe just about anything that is done in a crafty way, mainly in the context of school life. Originally meaning "a quick sneaky fag" (probably at school), the term developed to mean any number of things of a "crafty" nature, including but not limited to: masturbation (in or out of school), copying homework, lying, sleeping during lessons, smoking, taking drugs, drinking alcohol, taking a quick poo (this is crafty because no-one is EVER supposed to take a dump at school), skiving off lessons and skiving off school.

It can also mean a person of asian descent who is crafty or shady in nature.

"Hey, im just goin' for a crafty brown" (means what you want it to mean)

"That Kiran is a right crafty brown"

by i_love_kiran_k_dawda March 4, 2007

crassty

A portmanteau with the adjectives 'crass' and 'nasty.' It is used to describe something that is openly filthy and rude, oftentimes offensive.

People thought Remedios the Beauty was crassty because she would defecate on sticks and use them to draw little animals on the walls.

by maid moniker December 6, 2007

Crusty Nate

In any situation where you and or someone else jerks off onto someones eyes and it dries forming a crusty layer unenabling them to open there eyes when they awake.

Dude last night jeff past out after he drank all my booze so to get back at him i gave him a crusty nate.

by PreNatel January 5, 2011

crusty ferret

Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.

Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.

by that one guy that isn't you September 28, 2010