Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.

Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.

by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019

Crotch-boy

A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.

Jeff: Is that swass I smell?

Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.

Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.

by kingpin202 November 24, 2009

crotch sprinkles

When someone shaves their pubes and a stubble grows back.

These crotch sprinkles are so itchy, they're killing me!

by truthseer3000 May 9, 2011

Saddle Crotch

Another name for women with a thigh gap in which the gap is so wide she looks like a cowboy who just got off of a horse.

Ewwh! That women has major saddle crotch!

by Alambdadelta March 18, 2017

Crotch Wad

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.

I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Crotch Yoga

Those twisty ass positions a pet cat or dog does to clean its junk/taint/asshole.

Goddamnit, Fluffy is doing Crotch Yoga on the dinner table again!

by weenurrs July 30, 2016

crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

by SSPink January 18, 2006