chewbacca crotch

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.

Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.

by walterc February 9, 2015

Dorito Crotch

The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.

Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
highfives

by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015

jambalaya crotch

A Cajun food combining seafood, sausage, and rice. dropped in the nether regions

Will spilled his dinner and ended up with a bad case of jambalaya crotch

by pitythefool8 April 14, 2015

camp crotch

The condition of one's "crotchal" area after a significant amount of time camping without showering.

Shew! After 7 days camping in the backcountry, I have serious camp crotch!

by goldbricker July 23, 2015

Crotch Yoga

Those twisty ass positions a pet cat or dog does to clean its junk/taint/asshole.

Goddamnit, Fluffy is doing Crotch Yoga on the dinner table again!

by weenurrs July 30, 2016

Crotch Hop

Sex with multiple females, individually, in one day or night. A crotch to crotch conquest.

What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.

I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Crotch Tracks

Shit, cum, period or infection stains in one’s underwear/panties.

Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.

That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018