Crippling Potato

Matthew

Laney:Hey is that Matthew?

Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.

Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato

Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew

by MatthewSaidFuckMeDaddy106 May 9, 2019

chipples

chocolate covered nipples.

would u like to sample my chipples?

by beenessa69 December 6, 2004

Crapple

The So called healthy foods that arent really healthy... Low fat oreos

Low fat Twinkies are crapple

by Bobby(thisisntmyrealname) November 3, 2010

Crimpler

this is when you titty fuck a woman, jizz on her face, get her to lick it all off then make out with her while all yr jizz is still in her mouth!

Man: omg last nite i totally gave this chick a crimpler!
Friend: dude! thats awesome but gross!!!

by big shlong shit December 4, 2010

yung crippling depression

A meme page currently at 60.7k followers that has a deep obsession with pugs, yung.crippling.depression post at least twice daily.

Me-Did you see yung crippling depression’s new post?

Freind- ya it was fire!

by Dick lover 420 January 7, 2018

Slip Him A Crippler

The artform of sneaking up behind someone, pulling the back of his pants over his head whilst raising your knee up between his leg rapidly.

Stealth wedgy cripple slipper!
Slip him a crippler & watch from a distance!

by Squapstars October 17, 2011

Chipple

A half eaten chip that falls on your nipple while shirtless and is eaten by your friend.

Everyone, Bryan's eating my chipple!

by Booger4you January 29, 2017