Five Layer Burrito

Having sex with five mexicans over all five orifices of the body. (One in each ear, one in the mouth, ect.) Sour Cream is optional.

Denyce can get a five layer burrito for 85 cents, but only at taco belle.

by human shark April 1, 2010

Texas Burrito

To defecate into a partners mouth and while mouth is full of feces the partner performs oral sex on you.

Jim:Last night I gave my wife a Texas Burrito and while she was performing she threw up all over me.
Jason:What's a Texas Burrito?
Jim:I pooped in her mouth then she blew me.
Jason:You're disgusting

by bikermidget March 12, 2010

Bean and Cheese Burrito

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.

"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."

by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007

breakfast burrito

morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.

"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."

by illskilla May 8, 2006

Cold Burrito

The Act of put your nose in a vagina or anus while you have a cold, sneezing, and than sucking the snot out with your mouth.

Chick 1 "My boyfriend gave me a cold burrito last night"

Chick 2 "ewww"

by Timmy1997 September 26, 2010

burrito

an extremely large penis

Despite how skinny he is, Timmy sure has quite the burrito.

by Lawen McSheezy January 25, 2007

Burrito Balls

When you push both testicles into a woman's ass and then pull them out with shit and blood on them.

I Burrito Balled this chick the other night. When I pulled my burrito balls out they were coated with beef and taco sauce.

by FROMOjoe October 27, 2007