Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.
I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.
by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019

by Chookie D Bomb July 4, 2021

by SugarBear22 October 11, 2018

by steve randy March 28, 2015

" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."
" Ya right, you wished it would."
" Ya right, you wished it would."
by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009

by xjondarkx September 29, 2018

1. An incestuous act with patriotic overtones.
2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.
2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.
- Greg was trump bumping his cousin the whole time they were up there "storming the capital" on January 6th, 2022.
- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)
- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)
by Flabbertyflibbit March 1, 2023
