Brown Bishop

When you wipe your ass and a finger pokes through the paper. From the cassock worn by bishops

Damn, I really gotta wash, I got a brown bishop.

by kintatama2 November 7, 2007

General brown

After you blow your load on a chicks face, you shit on her stomach. Then you stand up over her and salute.

Did Ian seriously general brown that chick last night?

by Leapinglenny February 16, 2019

The Brown Belt

A way to rid one's self of a partner by dropping a duke on their waist during a romantic moment.

The lights are low, a few candles are lit, you are giving your "loved one" a good rub down. While you have them in a sort of calm bliss you stand up, crouch over their waist, and scream out loud while you poop somewhere near the belt line. HEEYAA, you just got The Brown belt!

by phartin September 29, 2010

brown batter

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

brown ink

Diarrhea that is completely liquid. Colors the toilet water brown like an octopus's ink.

That Mexican food was tasty, but it had me squirting some mad brown ink.

by Crohn July 8, 2010

The Brown Menace

When you take a shit and the poo rubs up against your prostate. This causes an erection known as "THE BROWN MENACE"!

"Every time I take a shit I get PTSD I'm going to get the brown menace."

by Master Ray April 13, 2021