A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.
related to the phrase 'chill and netflix'
def: To bring an assortment of sex toys to a session of sexual intercourse.
def: To bring an assortment of sex toys to a session of sexual intercourse.
by Dreadnought Bill May 29, 2018
He is dead.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021
It's a family-friendly way to say "get your ass back over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.
by thiswebsiteisfunnyXD July 01, 2022
It's a more family-friendly way to say "get your ass over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.
by thiswebsiteisfunnyXD July 01, 2022
April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that
by 48494939297264 April 08, 2022
When humans exhibit behavior that makes you lose all faith in humanity to the point that you would like for an asteroid to impact Earth and end Human existence.
Bill: Did you hear about that 18 year old in Canada who died in a gender transition surgery? Those Doctors should be thrown in jail for mutilating that person!
Ted: Bring The Asteroid.
Ted: Bring The Asteroid.
by DostoevskysBeard April 25, 2023