bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.

I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!

by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007

bottle neck

To be able to strech a girls asshole so far to be able to blow on it and it would make a whistle sound.

i bottle necked that bitch.

by Matthew and Celeste May 13, 2005

Bottle Rocket

during sexual intercourse in cowgirl position one wraps their arm around the girl's waist, and runs the other up the back into their hair. Once secure thrust rapidly and as hard as possible. When you finish thrust your hips up strongly and release her waist and hair, launching her off of your penis. You may choose to yell "Happy New Year!" "Happy Birthday!" or any other festivity where one may launch off a bottle rocket.
Remember to turn slightly to the side as to make sure she does not land on you in her dissent.

See Sparkler

"yup I did the bottle rocket...she went like 6 feet up...I yelled 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!' "

by Jekyl January 2, 2010

Bottle Recoil

The action of a bottle moving back and forth when you pour a liquid from it.

When you turn a Bottle upside-down and the liquid pours out in big gulps, like *glug glug glug* the bottle moves up and down. Producing Bottle Recoil

Wow, that bottle recoil made you spill all over the place.

Seriously man, control the bottle recoil.

by Zeratule143 September 14, 2012

bottle of dog

Local name for Newcastle Brown Ale

The lads were out for a bottle of dog

by Gizmo56 November 19, 2021

breaking the bottle

An idiom I invented based on the phrasal verb "bottle up" which means to hide emotions or feelings inside.

Breaking the bottle basically means you're letting those emotions or feelings loose, accidentally or not.

Also the idiom equivalent of "venting" to someone.

I'm sorry for breaking the bottle randomly out of nowhere, I just couldn't take it anymore.

by Zeph Here September 6, 2023

squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.

MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.

by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017