fucking by the book

Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.

First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off

Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...

by Rahul55 August 17, 2008

Book-Faced

When you leave your facebook open and your friends post updates/change pictures.

Did you hear Kellen loves the cock? He posted it on facebook!" "Nah, Jared Book-Faced the shit outta him, although he may still love the cock anyways...

by Bonzo321 July 8, 2010

fuck book

A Pornographic magazine

You been sitting around looking at fuck books

by Jason Mc August 24, 2006

Bone Book

Like a dicktionary or a chicktionary, a bone book is a phonebook (could be a real book or one on the phone itself) with phone numbers of girls a guy wants to/ can bone.

Guy 1: hey whos that girl?
Guy 2: idk but I have to get her number for my bonebook
Guy 1: you mean phonebook?
Guy 2: nope, bone book. Look it up on urbandictionary.

by SyncP1 March 29, 2017

Book Bitch

One who handles money and looks after the affiars of an association, club, organization ect.

See also: Secretary and or Treasurer and or Book Bitch and or Librarian

by CrazyNaTiVes March 22, 2009

Man Book

A woman's romantic novel

You are going to buy yourself one of your man books but you won't buy me a notebook for school

by DJRules15 October 20, 2015

The Jungle Book

Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.

Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.

Then you're done.

"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."

by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 13, 2019