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The Blind Dawg

a.k.a 'The Bleend Daawg'

'The Blind Dawg' was the freakish love child of the two great gaming personas 'The Blind Man' and 'The Dawg'. When these two gamertags became one, the result was epic pwnage beyond belief, the likes of which xbox live users had never seen before. A master of the online gaming world. When encountered, 'The Blind Dawg' will without fail inflict nothing but pure pwnage upon all n00bs, hax0rs, and anyone who has ever used the word 'LOL' in a real life situation.
during Halo 3 online..

level 50 player: dude i just played the blind dawg on team snipes!

gamers friend: how did you do??

SCOREBOARD:

The Blind Dawg...50
everyone else.......0
by alphage July 12, 2009
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Fat Blindness

1. Being so fat that your own body fat has the ability of overlapping your eyes causing temporary blindness. Aslo, 2. Being blind to actions that are stereotypically the actions of an obese person.
Ordering a triple burger combo with cheese, super sized, but you want to make sure that the coke is half diet because you're watching your figure. Your Fat Blindness has caused you to overlook the fact that you're stuffing your face like a fat fool.
by Arizona Ratfink August 18, 2011
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Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.
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from behind

I fucked this girl last nite from behind.
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suck from behind

A kinky sex move where the male bends over and tucks his penis back. The female then proceeds to suck the dick from behind.
Hey babe, I'm feeling really kinky tonight. Wanna suck from behind?
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