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bardova

The sudden and often intrusive thought of the most inappropriate, foolish, dangerous, or outright stupid action that could be taken in a given situation. It represents a fleeting moment of irrationality, where one's mind considers an option that, if acted upon, would likely lead to negative consequences.
As she stood at the edge of the cliff, a bardova flashed through her mind—what if she just jumped? She quickly shook the thought away and stepped back.

During the serious meeting, he had a bardova to stand up and moon everybody, but thankfully he stayed in his seat.

He felt a bardova while holding the delicate vase, imagining what would happen if he just threw it against the wall.

When the teacher asked a tough question, a bardova urged him to cuss her out, but he wisely decided against it.

In the middle of the wedding vows, a bardova crossed his mind, suggesting he start laughing uncontrollably, but he managed to maintain his composure.
by Etymologizer9 August 8, 2024
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Bardlebe

When you shoot at a barrel thinking that it's a mimic. But end up killing Bardlebe, the bard kobold who you were supposed to befriend and help you with your quests.
James, you Bardlebe'd that last encounter. He left behind a wife, three kids, and a cat. Did you know that during the floods last season, he rescued four children from the rapids?
by Factotem1 August 15, 2024
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I just won that basketball game

Bard.

On everything i love.
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Bard

Dmv slang, basically meaning put it on god or make me believe you.
Glocka: I just saw this se joint down mike house
Jahkee: BARD!
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bardonic ramen

fried ramen that you boil with blue powerade, preferably mountain berry blast
bardonic ramen is blue like sonic the hedgehog bitches!
by jag-stang29 June 3, 2024
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Bard

DMV slang for when you are saying on god
bardd you never spoke to her before? (On god)
by Oksooo June 4, 2024
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bard

A DMV slang that can mean you banned, on god, or putting something on someone.
1. you jhi bard from here
2.i can bard on my muva
3. bard!!?
by jwuwbeurnene December 26, 2024
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