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Dumb Bitching

The exact happenings of when Ant Bentler and Haley Mack collide in a conversation.
A repetition of idiotic phrases and mediocre roasting on a constant and frequent basis
“Oh no, Ant and Haley are back to dumb bitching again”
“What are they doing” “They’re dumb bitching, it’s fine, they’re actually best friends
by stop taking the names I want September 29, 2020
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not bathing

a irvin is an example of not bathing
by Dont bathe then December 4, 2020
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Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on
Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting
by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020
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Backdoor Bitching

"YO, Just talk it through so we can get rid of all that backdoor bitching"
by AJ-DK404 March 8, 2021
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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
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Crowd Birthing

The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing
"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."
by phantapants November 8, 2021
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Ankle-biting

Guy1 - I’m going to go Ankle-biting.

Guy2 - Oh do you have family there?
by Duder guy October 10, 2021
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