beardly

(Adj) To feel majestic and proud whilst wearing facial hair longer than one inch.

I'm feeling quite beardly today after looking in the mirror and seeing my handsome grizzly self.

by wolfx7d July 22, 2010

Bearded Fish Wallet

A hairy vagina with a fishy smell.

I was going down on some hoe the other day and she had the most trifling bearded fish wallet I have ever seen.

by tommy's gurl August 20, 2011

Upper Ass Beard

a large patch of hair grown on the lower back that ascends down the crack of the ass.

When he mooned us we got a good look at his upper ass beard.

by A to the J to the T to the K August 11, 2008

beard burn

(noun): a patch of red skin left after one's facial hair rubs against the skin of another. it usually leaves one feeling itchy for a few hours to a day. extrememy uncomfortable. is usually a result of making out.

Dude: "Yo girl, why you twitchin' n scratchin' that red jank on your neck?"

Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"

by allisonisreal January 11, 2010

Shavo beard

adj. The greatest goatee ever to grace God's green earth, created and worn by a Mr. Shavo Odadijan, the bassist for System of a Down. This term is used to describe either a person who wears this beard or the beard itself.

Look at that guys awesome Shavo Beard! - one System of a Down fan to another

Dude, that guy is one insane Shavo Beard. -
one badass to another

by #1 System Fan March 7, 2009

anal beard

A hairy arse

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.

by TommiGunn March 16, 2004

craig david's beard

A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.

"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"

by Russ David April 26, 2006