Bed Marbles

Male genitalia

She was playing with my bed marbles and it was making her hot.

by WayneBarcham May 16, 2013

bed dweller

(Noun) one who spends an extensive amount of time in beds; not always belonging to said person.

That girl is such a bed dweller

by Tbitz September 18, 2015

Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020

Bed-admin

The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.

Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences

by Niquisha February 24, 2013

Bed lasagne

A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce

After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne

by Benderjoker69 June 14, 2015

Lemon bed

Amelie and Ava on a desk and get STD

Amelie and Ava are always doing lemon bed

by Gay boo April 12, 2020

Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner

I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.

by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015