Bearded Dragon

After receiving a blowjob you jizz on the girls face and immediately shave your pubical hairs on her face, essentially giving her a beard.

Bro, I just gave your sister a Bearded Dragon last night

by -[SexDragon]- January 29, 2010

Bended

Bending the rules.NOT breaking but bending them.

LittleSkit: you told me you would tell me and the rules say you have to tell me.

ItsGoingOn:so what i bended the rules.

by Shawn June 10, 2004

Bearded Women

A freak of nature who god hates

Your mum is a bearded women

by YourMumForPresident March 12, 2009

Beaked

Getting a rim job from someone with an abnormally large nose.

I got beaked by this person and I swear they hit my prostate.

by ZombieSpike July 11, 2014

Bearded Clam

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.

That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Nelsin August 14, 2018

Bearded Villians

A gay motorcycle club, except substitute Instagram for motorcycles. 6 cm minimums apply.

My bi veteran buddy just joined Bearded Villians.

by BeerDrinker6 July 16, 2019

Breaded Chicken

When you're about to dump your spooge, you spray your load into your partners face, then you grab their head and roll it in the sand; or you can keep a plate of breadcrumbs near the bed.

GirlyGirl: That fucker took me to the beach last night and pulled his dick outta my mouth and came on my face. Then he rolled my face in the sand. Know I know what breaded chicken feels like.

by Buick159 January 14, 2009