Bottlejobs

An individual or group who consistently collapse under pressure or blow leads.

"Arsenal were top of the Premier League for a record amount of time before not winning it, what a bunch of bottlejobs."

by Emmanuel AdebayorOG May 14, 2023

ol' fashion coca cola bottle body

1.The perfect body
2.A fat ass with some big ass D-cup tities with a hella tiny waist, skinny arms and a flat stomach with thick hips and legs.

Damn! did you see that bitch with the ol' fashion coca cola bottle body rite thurr ? Im bout to get ghost and holla at that.

by Janelle Tiffany May 25, 2008

Bottle Flipping

The most ultimate and strategic sport of all time. It will make you cry, dab, and yell a lot.

Lebron knows how to play basketball but what about bottle flipping?

by Mr. Schaudenfruede October 3, 2016

Coke-bottle glasses

Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.

Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.

Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

Beef-in-a-Bottle

Farting in a Poland Spring bottle and preserving/fermenting it for the rest of your life.

Donny: Let me get a sip of your water, Harris?

Harris: Ain't no water in here dude, it's Beef-in-a-Bottle.

Donny: Nice, I have to make my own one of these days.

by gpc March 11, 2008

bottled

Hit by a water bottle, with particular reference to an entertainer being hit by a water bottle thrown by someone in the audience

The lead singer left the stage after he had been booed and bottled.

by dandy dinmont March 12, 2010

Bottlenecking

when you stick your flaccid penis in a bottle then make it go erect inside the bottle

911 whats your emergency
I was bottlenecking and now my dick fell off

by Jpl Gaymes March 23, 2017