little bald penis

little bald penis aka LBP is someone who thinks that they know everything about anything but is really a geek.They flex their muscles of authority everywhere but at home where they are just a pathetic pussy whipped anti-male.They try to impress all with their knowledge of useless information which also leads to diarehha of the mouth

That little bald penis is really getting on my nerves

by Buck Burrmeister September 19, 2006

bald headed hermit

Noun, Slang term for penis, usually used in the form of a euphamism rather than plain speech

"Do you want to meet my bald headed hermit?"
"I was kissing the bald headed hermit and he spat at me!"

by DesignerGuy December 4, 2005

baldjit

often called when lovejit gets his hair cut midway bald (almost looking bald) . in amrits words Bald+Lovejit=Baldjit

damn baldjit what happend 2 ur hair

by bobjobpunjabi April 29, 2009

bald chick

The epitome of female hotness. A woman with a bald head (natural or shaved smooth) is totally sexy.

Joe: Damn, that bald chick in the salon is hot!

Mike: Amen, I'd like to give her a white scalp massage.

by Jim B. January 2, 2005

Bald Eagles

A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.

Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.

Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.

by Pierre II September 5, 2013

bald willy

Shaved shaft to add inches

"I think Im getting back with my ex-boyfriend."
"Why?"
"He grew an inch since last time we had sex!"
"No girl, that things a bald willy, he just mowed his lawn."

by Clare....eric too. May 12, 2004

bald eagle tears

The essence of merica itself. Typically extremely sweet tea or Mountain Dew. Also refered to as diabetes sauce

I drank a gallon of bald eagle tears and all of the democrats cried. Merica y'all

by Shore redneck January 25, 2014