Depression Bath

When you are so sad and you’ve tried everything to be happy and nothing worked so you go and take a bath

I’ve been crying all day so now I’m going to go take a depression bath

by yeetxxyuhh April 27, 2020

Skin Bath

That perfect temperature and moisture content where the surrounding air feels like and extension of your skin.

It’s really nice outside, we have some skin bath weather today.

by Alpagé May 14, 2023

lobster bath

When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster

"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"

by Vicatha80 November 25, 2016

skank bath

When a woman uses only a wet wash cloth to clean herself up after sex.

After sneaking out to have sex with the neighbor Felicia only had time to take a skank bath before running home.

by Ampersand_Man January 23, 2017

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

foot bath

Code word for poop because you are too embarrassed to say you have to poop so you run water and say it is a footbath

Roomie 1: Why are you in the bathroom for so long with the water running??

Roomie 2: Oh, just takin a foot bath! My feet are so dirty!
*poops with water running*
*plop*

by poopmaster72plop March 5, 2014

Taco bath

When one eats an unhealthy amount of taco's, takes a bath and then shit's the tub.

I had to shower off the other day after my taco bath

by jpb103 September 6, 2012