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Basic White Girl

A girl usually white (no offense to white people), who...

1.) Wears converse (usually white colored) and brown ugg boots

2.) Loves movies like "To all The Boys I've Loved Before" and "The Kissing Booth"

3.) Wears highwaisted jeans and crop tops from Forever 21, or Brandy Melville

4.) Plays volleyball

5.) Has no butt and is shaped like a pole

6.) Claims that they love food even though they don't eat

7.) When they do eat they eat Chick Fil A because they have abandoned Chipotle

8.) Are obsessed with their dog (but who's not?)

9.) Think they are fat when their bones are popping out

10.) Wear addidas joggers and hats

11.) Pretend that they wear glasses

12.) Get braces because they are "cute"

13.) Claims that their hair is greasy and uses dry shampoo

14.) Doesn't know how to say excuse me

15.) Has a mom who gives them anything they want

16.) Has an IPhone XS or XS Max

17.) Names are, Chelsea, Briana, Casey, Kelsey, Lindsay, Maddie, Brooke,Lilly, Caitlyn, Allison, Mackenzie, Abby, Alyssa etc..
Brian: Look, there's Maddie!
Tyler: Yeah she's a basic white girl, definitely my type.
by Anonymous_avocado December 11, 2018
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Basic white male

Scrawny bios with black hair that play soccer and fortnite and smell bad
by Cheezitsrulebish March 5, 2019
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Basic biology

What transphobes say when someone mentions that they're trans, only for them to realise biology textbooks talk about photosynthesis and the digestive system, and there's no mention of trans folks in them
Jason: "Oh my god, trans people are oblivious to basic biology. Like go open a textbook."
Jasom but slightly smarter: "If you study advanced biology, you would be aware of the fact that queerness limited to humans, but also animals. Basic biology talks about Parenchyma and Photosynthesis, not trans people. There's a reason why gender affirming care is widespread. Your parents didn't want a boy or a girl, they wanted a healthy child. So what changed? As long as they're happy, it doesn't matter."
Jason: "You're right, at the end of the day admitting if I have changed my opinion doesn't entail anything except me developing as a person. Even if the person writing this is a stuck up asshole."
by Jeb jacket March 28, 2022
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Dark Basic

Dark Basic, or DB is a programming language based on the original BASIC language and is very recent. The programming language has good capabilities to be able to create 3 dimensional objects and can code entire games.
by Mike Gowland July 29, 2004
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pretty basic

Pretty basic means very simple.
The maths test was pretty basic,you should have passed without sweat.
by DesertStorm April 1, 2007
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basic white girl

When a girl wears leggings, a PINK or Ivory Ella shirt, and Ugg boots. Loves Starbucks way too much.
white girl " Hey Becky! OMG I haven't seen you since like 5 minutes . Lets go get some STARBUCKS!"
Becky " Thanks for the offer but I am not a basic white girl like you"
by cake of wisdom July 27, 2016
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Basic Ass White Bitch

A white Plain Jane so basic, average, and ordinary that is only considered attractive through racist Asian beauty standards just because she is white, has blonde hair, blue eyes, and fair skin. These Nordic, Scandinavian, or Eastern European features erases all her plainness in Asian society as her one-way ticket to the ultimate White-Privilege in Asia.

These Basic Ass White Bitches are fetishized and worshiped in Asian countries like China, Japan, and South Korea.

You'll see them in tons of Asian advertisements and music videos so the same Asians will blow money for their cheap-ass products, since Asian businesses can't afford to hire attractive non-white models or actresses for their marketing.

Sometimes Asians will walk up to these Basic Ass White Bitches to take a photo with them like they're some sort of celebrity from Hollywood.
"Oh that white girl is so beautiful with her blonde hair, blue eyes, and light skin. She should be a super model here in Japan doing car commercials."

"Oh I want to plant an Asian baby in that sexy white girl." (Laughs)

"I think I saw her star in a K-Pop or Visual Kei music video before as the role of the love interest? Such a gorgeous white girl, she must be famous where she's from!"

"Ooh that gum advertisement is using a white golden-hair goddess as their marketing strategy! I think I'll buy some even if I don't like gum, but what the hell?! A white goddess was chewing some, so I'll buy some anyways!"

"AH HELL NAH?! What the hell is wrong with you blind Asian-Nazi Mofos? That is one Basic Ass White Bitch ya tripping balls over?! She ain't no freaking Helen of Troy?!"

"Dude the last time I traveled to Tokyo, I saw nothing but advertisements with these Basic Ass White Bitches everywhere even at Hostess clubs? I felt more like I was in Nazi-Germany than Japan?"
by ForRealz? May 18, 2017
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