gay bar

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4. (Chiefly Dumfries) A bar in which two males may enjoy a drink together without being chased out of town by a lynch-mob of locals, driving a tractor and wielding pitchforks.

On his recent trip to Dumfries, Matt was surprised to discover that Bar ID was not the kind of gay bar he had been expecting.

by Dave Murris August 7, 2005

bar toe

Extremely dirty foot caused when sandals are worn to the bars for a long period of time.

Keep your bar toe off my couch.

by Mitch G. August 15, 2006

Klondike bar

Something I would kill you for.

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.

by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009

tow barring

To have a turd only half come out but not fully come out when trying to go to the toilet.

I tried to go to the toilet, but I only eneded up tow barring.

by blato April 15, 2008

Gongloff Bar

n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son.

v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.

I like my Gongloff Bars chunky with a side of nachos!

He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.

by PinkSockChampion May 5, 2011

Bar-cation

Using your vacation time wisely by sitting at a local bar every day, all day. It's a lot like a Vacation and Staycation wraped into one, with an alcohol bow on top.

I can't afford to leave town and drink this year, so I'll just use my vacation time for a bar-cation with friends.

by The Magnificent Bastard June 28, 2010

bar bitch

The poor guy behind the bar, usually a hapless college student trying to 'break into the business', who works for pennies yet does all the hard work in the bar such as refilling kegs, restocking the ice chests, kicking obnoxious drunkards asses, etc, while the hot, big boobed 'bartenders' flirt with the customers and take all the tips.

Hey bar bitch, the Bud Light's empty again!

by Whiplash January 10, 2006