Jonny Boardley

n. A sevearly inbred mentally retard.
adj. To fuck one's sister bare back and cum inside and have a new brother and son at the same time.
To work for powergen. Leave on taps. To derive sustinence only from meals from tins. To only be where he is today because of Sean. To be a mong.

person1>jonny boardley! who's fucked your sister?
person2>shes crying her eyes out!!!!

jonny>ME!!!! hahahahaha

by Ria Nona December 15, 2008

Bradley Martyn

A real life version of the hulk! This beast squats your max while on a hover board and still does it better than you. He’s like 240 lbs and can jump over 6ft high. He lifts insane weights that you doubt he’s a human being.

Aside from that he’s a great guy and has amazing motivational talks and a great outlook on life.

I love you, Bradley

PS: Dom is still bigger than you

I lifted crazy weights today! I went full Bradley Martyn

by Urbandefintions June 5, 2018

Bradley

When a male won't stop sucking another males penis. Also referred as a(n) asshole.

"Why are you being such a Bradley? " "Dude! Get off my dick, Bradley! "

by Szandra.cuiniche November 14, 2015

nathan barley

Proof that even Chris Morris can write a pile of crap.

How did the genius behind The Day Today and Brass Eye come up with unwatchable catshite like Nathan Barley?

by OD Smith March 10, 2005

Bradley

A little annoying bastard. He thinks everyone is friend which they are not. He stalks girls and some boys and he know everything about you. When he sees a pretty girl he calls her babe. He the person that looks like he masturbates. This kid is fucking annoying, you want to fucking cut out hid voice box and set it on fire. Short story don't ever talk to this sex offender

Hey bradley shut up

by Draconian556 May 21, 2018

Bradley

A boy with a very small penis..

Hey look at brad, that's the guy with the small dick

Bradley with a small dick

by an but6 May 14, 2018

buck barley

nigger that works hard under the sun and picks up barley and barely makes enough money to even pay taxes.

porch monkey that buck barley

by the nig of them all October 20, 2008