Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus

Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.

by Candice Reema September 25, 2022

Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)

Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”

by created the backwards granny October 22, 2017

Double backwards burn

When Tree gets burned in bowling and then everyone strikes the next frame.

Tree got a double backwards burn.

by Jshore76 April 07, 2023

backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

Backwards Pig Tail

A sex position like the reverse cowgirl only the girl/guy on top twists her/his upper body so as to face the man/woman on the bottom.

"How was my mom last night?"
"Great! we did the Backwards Pig Tail!!!"

by cawkwatcher October 27, 2009

backwards hoe

A potato

Stop being a backwards hoe!

by Whacjskxjsnx May 18, 2017

Backwards-Itis

The desease that you catch when you get so baked that anything that is written out(letters,numbers,words) appear written backwards.

Keegs- Dude I was driving home on the highway last night after that mango kush. I could've swore I was going 06 miles per hour! I had a serious case of Backwards-Itis Brah!

Thurgood- Ah, you crazy man, you crazy!

by keegs21 April 20, 2010