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bird school

a school for birds. this is where you learn heck is a bad word.
"did you learn that at bird school, which is for birds? i'm a lawyer"
by simple bird October 2, 2013
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Bird Fever

A condition brought on by repeated blunders and failures in rapid succession, in which the victim can't help but continue failing and blundering. Often dangerous, Bird Fever spirals out of control and can not be stopped with out intervention or removal from the situation. With out help the condition can lead to injury and embarrassment. In rare cases it can be fatal.
When the lunch rush hit, he caught Bird Fever and spilled hot grease down his leg.

Uh-oh, looks like Leroy caught Bird Fever. Better go help him out before shit gets extra fucked up.
by foodspook October 5, 2010
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Bird ass bitch

a girl that is weird as fuck for no reason, a girl that stays talking shit about the next person, ain’t got shit going for herself, or a girl that is obsessed/stuck on her ex
She’s a bird ass bitch. Always talking about the next person.
by A bomb ass bitch, period! October 19, 2018
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Bird Up

The act of caring a Bird on your shoulder with a green morph suit on and screaming," Bird Up" as featured in many episodes of The Eric Andre show.
Random Woman on street: Omg what are you doing.
Eric Andre: Bird Up.
by SkornflieBass November 21, 2019
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bird mouthing

when a girl waits patiently with her mouth open like a bird until guy or guys shoot their cum into her waiting bird mouth, like a young bird awaiting feed from mother,
bird mouthing sucks if you have to wait to long for your loads of cum
by The MAN4ME February 9, 2015
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Bird-Man [the game]

A game that involves making a face resembling that of a bird (or "Batman-ish").

Rules:

1) Whoever looks you in the eye(s) while making the 'Bird-Man' face must IMMEDIATELY lay down, regardless of their current situation and/or surroundings.

2) The only way to DEFEND against the 'Bird-Man' is to (if you suspect someone attempting to nail you out of your peripherals) hold up HALF the 'Bird-Man' face with only ONE hand on your face, deeming you immune, and are allowed to look them in the eyes without having to lay down.

3) If the person that looks at the 'Bird-Man' giver is already laying down, for whatever reason, must stand up and then they are allowed to lay back down.

4) Reflections/photographs (mirrors, windows, internet pictures, etc.) are allowed in all circumstances... Lay down!

5) If two people look at each other with the 'Bird-Man' neither have to lay down.


The "Bird-Man" face is explained as follows...

With each hand touch your pointer fingers with your thumbs, (creating two "OKAY" signs). Hold those upside-down on your face, with the O's over your eyes (like goggles)... Note: The defense would be only one hand over one eye.
"Gotcha wif da bird-man! ...yea, take a nap bitch!"

"ahh, dammit"

...Bird-Man the game strikes again
by Schistose February 4, 2009
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bird jesus

Lord Helix has blessed us with some lag to allow Pidgeotto to finally evolve after the 4th try to Pidgeot Bird Jesus.

Bird Jesus: Originally a Pidgey who evolved into a Pidgeotto and, through great effort, a Pidgeot. A tank, at the highest level of all the current Pokemon. The backbone and savior of the team, and chosen one of the great Helix Fossil. Reborn as "aaabaaajss" (or "Abba Jesus")
Praise the almighty Bird Jesus and our savior, Lord Helix.
by Lord helix February 28, 2014
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