Amber Alert on his face

That creepy half-beard a lot of perverts tend to grow. Like Four O'Clock Shadow but overgrown.

Named for the Amber Alert system, used to locate abducted children.

If a man with an Amber Alert on his face ever offers you candy, for the love of God say NO.

by Graphhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2010

ambervale

Literally means "A Hidden Paradise". The leader of Ambervale is known as Lady Choyobinshe.

Like, ohemgee! Take me to Ambervale!!

by Kupo Marie September 16, 2008

Amber Tamblyn

That dead girl in the closet from "The Ring."

What if God were one of us?

He probably wouldn't be dead in a closet.

by RX July 22, 2004

Amber Jeanette Mitchell

Wife of a tatted up redneck Billy Joe Mitchell

Don't mess with that Amber Jeanette Mitchell her husband will kick your ass.

by thatonegirl16 April 18, 2010

amber falamber

A name to describe any mean person.

I thought you were a true friend! You're just an amber falamber :(

by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017

Amber

A very smart and intelligent woman who can be defined as funny and somewhat shy. She’s definitely a blast to be around and is usually in sports year round. Her physical features can only be explained with one word, perfect. Although she may seem somewhat uninterested at times when replying to text messages, she can sure as hell put a smile on your face no matter the situation. No matter how many times you say she’s pretty she’ll never admit it which makes complimenting 10x harder. Although she thinks no one would ever like her, you still persist to prove her she’s wrong because you feel like you’re obligated to fill her with confidence and give her the affection she deserves. Her smile, laugh, and eyes are the main features people notice when talking to her. She looks super intimidating but is actually one big ball of shyness. She’s also goofy, very gullible, and is almost unaware of all jokes. Hell you could even catch her with the ligma meme and she still wouldn’t understand. If you have a friend named amber, you’re definitely in for an exciting and meaningful friendship.

Amber there’s a new sickness going around
Really? What’s it called??
Yeah, it’s called ligma.
What’s ligma?
Ligma nuts
hahah what?
*mission failed, we’ll get’m next time*

by *So sad alexa play despacito* August 23, 2018

amberween

Amberween Is the perfect intersection of Amber’s birthday and Halloween. It is a national holiday noted for its spooky elegance with just a touch of debauchery.

Time to get the costume in order and buy the perfect bottle of red. Amberween Is just around the corner.

by COAFSE October 19, 2018