arse over nips

shortened version of arse over nipples
male version of saying arse over tits... when someone falls over spectacularly

it was snowing so much i went arse over nips in the street :s

by miffygrl December 23, 2009

arse shrapnel

Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.

I couldn't sit on that, it was covered in some dirty fucker's arse shrapnel.

by RubberDagger October 1, 2010

arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011

Arse Virgin

A person whose bottom-hole remains unviolated.

My boyfriend wants to do me up the bum but I dont know if I should as I'm an Arse Virgin.

by Felicity Potbottle August 31, 2011

arse handing

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc

The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you

by gazman123 December 7, 2013

Arse of The Covenant

An ass that is so disgusting you can't look at it without your eyes melting.

Homie 1: Bro, I stayed the night at Amy's last night.
Homie 2: Nice dude!
Home 1: Not nice. Turned out she had an arse of the covenant. I still hit that though.

by You_used_tocallme March 21, 2016

Arse faced cum dribbler

Any know nothing asshole that would rather suck cock than learn anything of value.

An ignorant cocksucking asshole like you is incappable of learning anything, you arse faced cum dribbler!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020