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andre

andre is a kind, athletic, moderately self-absorbed cat lover who only eats sweets and boiled vegetables. Andre loves to party it up every Sunday morning at church. Andre is obsessed with the gym and tends to attract people with feet fetishes, usually of the same sex. On Instagram, you will find him through his myriad of weirdly-angled selfies. His best friends are books and he's secretly the biggest Swiftie you'll ever meet.
He passed out after one drink. That guy's such an Andre!
by vanessah09876 November 23, 2021
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Andres

The Mexican fuck boy that will grab your attention any day. He smokes a lot of weed but still manages to power through the day. Has many friends and enemy’s. He’s usually off and on with two girls but can’t decide who. He acts different when he’s high like touchy but it feels so good. When he holds you, you never want to leave. You feel safe and warm. If you ever meet an andres try to get close with him because as soon as you miss your chance it’s over.
You-Omg did you see that hot guy over there

Ava-That’s definitely an andres
by Make me a pepperoni sandwich November 17, 2018
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Andre

He is the best person alive, hes always funny and he always entertain you. He always looks amazing.
"You see him over there, he's such an Andre
by Cookies4Kats January 25, 2022
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Andre

Anyone: know about Andre? Trust me, he really is that guy
by TheBarbaricAristocrat November 21, 2021
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Andre

Is very hot and reliable
Amazing sense of humor and is really cool
The type of person you want to be around.
But he can be annoying

Is so cool and is insane
Who’s that hot guy? Oh that’s an andre
by Nodot November 21, 2021
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Andres

Stupid nerdneck who is so bad at everything
Andres is so stupid
by Ultra-pro March 8, 2019
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Andre

A fuckboy wanting attention. He enjoys jacking off, being horny and usually enjoys soccer. He is usually quite hypocritical and irritating but can be a good friend when he comes around.
Person 1: Did you see Andre today?
Person 2: Yeah, he was playing with his dick.
Person 1: GROSS!
by Sandy Crust Bucket October 28, 2019
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