Jehovah alert

The alarm you sound to your entire family when you see Jehovah's witnesses walking up to your door. You need to find cover under the nearest bed, table or behind a curtain. They will be trying your doors and looking in your back windows. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and keep all lights off. Good luck.
by QeQ January 01, 2023
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Copper Alert

The act of finding out someone is going to steal copper wire. Uninstalled copper wire damages the electrical grid.
I've had 3 copper alerts this week. These fools think they can dismantle the whole city.
by silverseal September 17, 2011
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Gag Alert

When you feel like you are about to throw up because of how ugly someone is.
Sarah: Hey!
Sam: Omg look. Matt is coming over...
Sarah: Ew, gag alert.
by Amanda the faggatron December 14, 2012
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alertic

CS:GO (very big esport yes I promise man) pro team very stronk players such as flowerboy, amir G and brexitboy420.
omg alertic are you fika me
by Kurre December 22, 2016
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dumb bitch alert

D: spills a pot of chili-

M:DUMB BITCH ALERT DUMB BITCH ALERT
by spicytacotree September 18, 2019
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alertivity

To be alert
This Celsius is a potion of alertivity
by dumdum3600 October 10, 2023
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