functional alcoholic 

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

functional alcoholic by d May 13, 2005

alcoholic bitch 

a bitch who loves to drink alcoholic drinks in parties or everywhere

You're an alcoholic bitch! get your ass off me!

alcoholic bitch by kurlotz December 3, 2007

Alcoholic 

1. A title earned, not given.

2. A person who never has a bad time at any bar

1. Beer in the morning, beer in the evening, beer at supper time! When beer is in a bottle, you can drink beer anytime!!!

2.
Club head guido: That music sucked at that bar last night! There wasn't anything I could even pump my fist to! Im never going back!

Alcoholic: The beer on tap was ice cold and fresh, Im going back tomorrow! PENNY BEERS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

Alcoholic by get_crunk_with_fat_sluts April 27, 2009

weekend alcoholic 

A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.

"He drank nine beers, over three hours Saturday night. Suffice to say, he's a weekend alcoholic."

weekend alcoholic by D. Gould February 19, 2006

AlcohollicA 

When metallica played a show hammerd drunk.

"Dude was you at ride the lightning concert AlcohollicA was totally fucking hammerd man!!!"

AlcohollicA by PapaPola October 7, 2008

Alcoholmes 

Mexican acholic drinks.

Margaritas are a type of alcoholmes drinks.

Alcoholmes by penis in yo mouf January 2, 2009

alcoholache 

vb : a dull throbbing pain occurring anywhere ( typically in the forehead) in the body following the lapse of the alcohol's euphoric effects.

Upon hearing moans of pain from her son's room Jennifer peaked inside and immediately discovered an empty bottle of whiskey on the floor near his bed. Immediately she deduced that Matt was suffering from an alcoholache.

alcoholache by Dirk The Daring January 3, 2011