Affended

Affirmation + offended. When your negative beliefs of your future become reality and it shatters your ego, you're affended

I was expecting them to reject my job application, but now that it's actually happened, I am so affended. FML

by Afinted September 23, 2022

Affected

To be affected is to be an absolute fucking sped on warzone and in real life.
An affected person tends to also be a special ed recipient and they do not have rizz of any kind.

Romeo: Guys! There are people shooting at me!

Abdullah: Shoot back! Are you fucking affected?

by ThatGuyWithAGodSizedDick November 25, 2022

affenbock

affe + bock = affenbock

öh.. affenbock

by affenbock enjoyer August 20, 2023

Affielitus

The fear of playing a rugby match against Affies

Yoh my school has Affielitus

by Plot Master May 10, 2023

Affier

Someone who only sleeps with people who have a race related to Africa.

"You goddamn Affier he's african american!"

by musikman May 24, 2023

Affliction

Passion or interest. Mostly used by older people when trying to avoid saying exactly what they mean.

Man1: What’d JuJu go to jail for?
Man2: He had an affliction for other peoples cars.

by JamesMadison1845 June 6, 2023

Amfleet

The amfleet coaches are these coaches that sort of airplane styled are fleet of single-level intercity railroad passenger cars built by the Budd Company (that company that made the R32 subway car for NYCTA) for Amtrak in the late 70s to the early 80s. These coaches were based on the budd metroliner EMUs. The first 492 cars, known as Amfleet I and completed between 1975 and 1977, were designed for short-distance service. A second order of 150 cars, known as Amfleet II and completed between 1980 and 1983, were designed for long-distance service. They were the last intercity passenger cars built by the Budd company. Their car length is 85 ft 4 in, Width 10 ft 6 in and Height 12 ft 8 in. Soon they will be replaced by Siemens venture coaches in the future.

Train enthusiasts: What a great day today to ride Amtrak’s trains in the northeast corridor with their amfleet coaches with a ACS-64 and a leading P42DC on the consists of this northeast regional train.

VSCO girl next to him: *drops hydroflask*

VSCO Girl: and I oop-I dropped my hydroflasksksksksksk

Train enthusiast: OH NOOOO NOT A VSCO GIRL SEATING NEXT TO ME DROPPING THEIR HYDROFLASKSKSKSK OR WHATEVER AND MAKING THAT WEIRD ANNOYING SKSKSK AND “I POOP” NOISES NEXT TO ME WHILE IM ENJOYING MY FINAL AMFLEET COACH RIDE AS AMTRAK REPLACING THEM WITH SIEMENS VENTURE COACHES

VSCO Girl: 😒😒 what is his problem

by EMD F59PHI July 24, 2024