Abiogenesis

(noun) Spontaneous Generation. People originally thought larvae randomly appeared on poop, and mold randomly grew. Or, more correctly, spontaneously generated. This is now known to be false, but is a theory still taught in school. Some teenagers like to use it as a sort-of-funny explanation.

Man A: How'd that dog crap get on my bed?

Man B, who had put it there because Man A is such a neat freak: Must be abiogenesis.

Man A: What's that?

Man B: You know, Spontaneous Generation? Just randomly grew out of nothing.

by tiagirl April 1, 2010

absolute spa

1. the name of the health spa at the marriott hotel in galway.
2. a complete idiot

"Mícheál is an absolute spa"

by Bidsey August 19, 2006

Abibliophobia

the fear of running out of reading material. Since you do not have to worry about this problem so long as you are reading this book, let's examine this joke of a word more closely.

oh no I think I might have Abibliophobia

by LitFamManDan2Nan February 3, 2017

Absolute Unit

Someone with a massive presence and extreme masculinity

Oh look at jade she’s such an absolute unit

by SBUnit August 11, 2019

absolute fucking unit

a person can win a baskball game without teammates and destorys lebron james

he absolute fucking unit on the baskball court

by fwejweoieijf August 24, 2021

Abiel

Young sexy, hot chocolato. People make the mistake of thinking this person has 3 legs. A descendant of Zeus and cousins with the British royal family.

I wish an Abiel gave me attention, it’s priceless!

by Paul Bridges November 24, 2021

absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest

a phrase on one of the shirts of an urbandictionary ad.

not funny at all, but a display of no sense in fashion

the chick wearing the shirt that says "absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest" has no sense of fashion or humor and has no social skills

by T-Bizzcuit April 4, 2010