Rod-Love

Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.

-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.

-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.

-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.

by sukadog April 10, 2011

double rod

to take two penises into the mouth or anus simultaneously

I couldn't believe she was able to double rod those two guys, they were HUGE!

by maximumo June 20, 2008

fuel rod

Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.

Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.

Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 27, 2005

Rod man

it’s a boy with long hair who only lesbians go for bc they think they are girls

You look like a rod man

by Havit17 June 10, 2018

rod of discord

noun
the second most valuable item in terraria, behind the terra toilet

guy: "hey can i borrow your rod of discord?"
another guy: "do you know how much this thing took to get? heck no!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009

Stick Rod

When You Take A FishHook And Shove It Up Ur Dick Hole

Dad i stick rodded

Nigga da fuq

by NiggerBabyKFC June 1, 2015