Ethan

dis boi cant even read dr suessical books cause he depessed and got llots a clout and

ETHAN! get over here boi

by Trippie Blue October 9, 2018

Ethan

The gayest person to ever walk the Earth. Has 2 necks. Scares the women away.

Do you see Ethan over there? He is gay.

by EthanIsAFag12 November 4, 2019

Ethan

A bitch and a huge dicky person. Also a jackass he is a jerk person that. Even if he does something right you want to punch him in his face.

Girl 1: “ he’s so hot “
Girl 2: “ he is with you such a ETHAN!!!

by Hebehehe February 28, 2019

Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)

Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone

by 726386272 January 18, 2021

Ethan

A MAN HOE!!!!!

Ashley:Ethan sent me a dick pic last night
Destiny:no way same

Bus gf:WHAT!!!

by Kkaykla November 15, 2019

Ethan

Someone who flogs their dolphin at a girls wedgie. He's sweet and has a big dick. ; D

"Damn bro did you see Ethan the other day?"

"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."

by sukuranus July 6, 2014

Ethan

a guy that was the biggest dick ever and can fuck u so good!!!

omg i got Ethan'ed so bad last night i want more!

by nbkhjgcfgxtrbgcydyrgf November 15, 2016