Von Schneizel

basically a pretty cool guy who looks a bit porridgey

guy 1: omg have u seen mr podge?
guy 2: nah bro, y?

guy 1: he’s such a Von Schneizel now.

by silkraven August 16, 2022

Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

Baroness Von Bon Bon

Baroness Von Bon Bon is the sixth boss in cuphead, She Has 5 Mini bosses in her castle which you need to beat 3 to get through, The first one is a gumball machine that spits gum balls out of his lid, The second one is a muffin that jumps around and leaves off water that spills around, Third being a waffle that flies around and eventually splits itself into Eight Pieces, Fourth being a jawbreaker that just follows you around,It also has a blue mini jawbreaker behind it, Fifth being a candy corn that goes in a pattern and spawns mini candy corns that are hard to go around, On your second mini boss little jellybeans spawn from the castle, On your third mini boss The main boss uses a shotgun and shoots puffs at you, on the final phase she will walk with the castle, and throw her head at you that follows you, and the castle will throw a wheel at you.

Yo did u beat baroness Von Bon Bon?

No she’s too hard

by Game Boss Reviewer March 27, 2022

King Von

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”

I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

Frederick Von Bae

Frederick Von Bae is an adorable little stuffed animal that would like to be loved.

Frederick Von Bae is so fluffy

by Kliberty05 December 29, 2018

mr von

a cat from street wiki who (allegedly)killed mr full

awh hell nah he went straight mr von on that head ahh

by anonymous February 5, 2025

Von dutch

Von Dutch is the beautiful song by written and produced by charli xcx, it comes with two different remixes one starring Addison Rae.

Stanley: hey how’s your day going?

Richard: eh it’s alright

Gay twink: Von Dutch cult classic but I still pop, pop the lv cases watch me do a little globe trot

by Lv cases April 29, 2024