Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.
-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.
-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.
-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.
-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
by sukadog March 24, 2011
"When we had a height competition, I wanted to win so I concentrated my formidably spunky feces into a stinky rod."
by Drury Lane September 02, 2006
by Havit17 May 27, 2018
Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.
Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.
Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.
Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 27, 2005
by Leo Lumpha March 10, 2016
Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet
by inyofacenowbisch February 04, 2009
a mark or bruise left after being penis-whipped. or a mark that looks like it was left by a penis being used like a baton. Typically found on the face.
by Dave the Maestro February 24, 2008