A Preston is the type of person who can’t seem to get their ding-a-ling bricked up, even with the hottest of girls. This guy usually comes in last place at most anything he does and loves to drink their own pee. Preston’s are their own breed of weird people.
by Cracked out pickle September 26, 2023
Get the Preston mug.A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023
Get the jeffrey preston bezos mug.Preston Marks is the best person ever to exist in the history of ever he has also been in debt to Liran Dvorkin multiple times, He is amazing at fortnite, and has cdk in blox fruits, do not mess with him, of you will be deleted from existence
Liran Dvorkin: u in debt boi
Preston Marks: *pulls out cdk*
Liran Dvorkin: *GETS FUCKING ERASED FROM EXISTENCE*
Preston Marks: *pulls out cdk*
Liran Dvorkin: *GETS FUCKING ERASED FROM EXISTENCE*
by Randomurbandude October 6, 2023
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by victoire.092 July 10, 2023
Get the preston sidi mug.Preston" aka" ( Pretty Pu$$y Preston) nicknamed this by two total bad a$$ chicks, because of his unbelievably large P🔨. All the other boys are jealous of Preston. He's Perfect and always gets the pretty 😽!
Preston is a complicated deep individual. He has a pure kind soul like a child. He is super sexy with dark hair. His eyes will make you melt. It is very HARD in every sense of the word not to fall for "Preston", once the door is open you will almost certainty lose the key. Locked in Love with Preston. Preston is one of a kind his actions come from a place of optimism it's hard sometimes to understand or to accept that his lighthearted charisma is honest and real. Most men don't have his natural caring characteristic. He is 100% man especially in the bedroom. At the same time he like a rebellious child always doing little annoying things. For some reason he finds it hot when you are slightly perturbed. Preston is a prankster. He's not like other guys he's a keeper. He doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve he keeps it just out of sight, up his sleeve until he knows your true intentions. When you truly feel him his genuine heart and soul, when you see his shy smile and when you look into his curious eyes that's when you will be
his and forever in love . For the first time in this life you will be silent. In his arms you find perfection. In Preston's Arms you finally are where you were meant to be.
ExperiencePerfectPu$$yPreston forever encompass me.. .
Preston is a complicated deep individual. He has a pure kind soul like a child. He is super sexy with dark hair. His eyes will make you melt. It is very HARD in every sense of the word not to fall for "Preston", once the door is open you will almost certainty lose the key. Locked in Love with Preston. Preston is one of a kind his actions come from a place of optimism it's hard sometimes to understand or to accept that his lighthearted charisma is honest and real. Most men don't have his natural caring characteristic. He is 100% man especially in the bedroom. At the same time he like a rebellious child always doing little annoying things. For some reason he finds it hot when you are slightly perturbed. Preston is a prankster. He's not like other guys he's a keeper. He doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve he keeps it just out of sight, up his sleeve until he knows your true intentions. When you truly feel him his genuine heart and soul, when you see his shy smile and when you look into his curious eyes that's when you will be
his and forever in love . For the first time in this life you will be silent. In his arms you find perfection. In Preston's Arms you finally are where you were meant to be.
ExperiencePerfectPu$$yPreston forever encompass me.. .
All the girls want a perfect "Preston.' It's like a goal in life if you find a "Preston" "you have found perfection"
by WanderLost77 April 30, 2024
Get the Preston mug.Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.
random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
by ilovelife57 May 14, 2024
Get the Preston Cass mug.Preston is a very handsome young who is sweet a caring. He never lets anyone bring him down,if u are dating him considering yourself lucky you will never find someone who loves you as much as he does.
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