Saint Preston

The Patron Saint of alls who enjoy life and live without judgment. a all accepting man.

thank saint Preston this weed is good

by sinner3 September 26, 2022

Preston

A tall blonde Fuckboy with a thicc ass nose

Wow! That 78cm nose is almost half as big as Preston’s.

by Kirbanos October 2, 2019

Preston

Scared of milk, can't spells vaccine as vachine and decision as decsion, or descion.
Prestons are just very dumb people.

Example 1: Imagine being scared of milk. You're such a Preston.

Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.

by aakkfnakfh June 4, 2022

Preston

Preston can pull anyone, he is the ris-god version of Jesus. This kid is friendly, kind, and extremely good looking. But don't get on his bad side because he will make it his personal duty to ruin your life. He has great comebacks and has many siblings. Preston's have brown eyes and very purdy eyelashes.

"Who's that hottie?" - Girl 1
*gasp* "You don't know who Preston is?!?!" Girl 2
"Don't even try it, hes mine" - Everyone

by Just_Your_Every_Day_Kid November 30, 2022

preston

he has a big black shlong

look at that guy he has a preston shlong

by xeretz November 24, 2021

Preston

This one weird kid in an english class that is hella bored

Hey there's Preston sitting over their

by asldfojpoiwerjpfj May 8, 2018

Preston

Preston is usually a guy that has brown or blond hair and will not fall in love most of the time but when he does he will love and cherish the person like she/he is a angel. when one of his friends is sad he will do everything to make his friend happy again. And if someone is bullying his friend he will go as far as getting suspended to make that person stop bullying. Overall he’s a good guy but sometimes he gets mad so don’t make him mad.

Preston: Yo that girl is dummy thicc

Chanse: so go see if you can smash
Preston:ok
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Preston: hey cutie
Girl: sup bish
Preston: wanna smash
Girl: sure. My house 6:09
Preston: sure

by Yeetboiiiiii6969 July 6, 2019