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Ethan

That one cunt who's trying to act Irish but has clear American accent like fuck off bro
Ethan shut tf up your American
by The friend making funny shit November 12, 2019
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dis boi cant even read dr suessical books cause he depessed and got llots a clout and
by Trippie Blue October 9, 2018
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A bitch and a huge dicky person. Also a jackass he is a jerk person that. Even if he does something right you want to punch him in his face.
Girl 1: “ he’s so hot “
Girl 2: “ he is with you such a ETHAN!!!
by Hebehehe February 28, 2019
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The most obnoxious,rude,selfish,hurtful,mean,short,weird,annoying person ever in the entire universe. He is normally VERY VERY VERY short. He brags about things no one cares about and doesn’t try on anything. If he is still in school he never turns his homework in and normally thinks he is a rebel
Hey man wanna invite a friend over

You:who?

Friend: oh a friend named Ethan

You: Oh uh never mind
by Dwite Halbert February 21, 2020
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Can be one of the most irritating people on the Earth, but you still care for him nonetheless. He is more innocent than he lets on and a really funny. He is a great imitator and kind of has a big mouth. He acts so immature a lot but you can't help looking at him like a younger brother something relevant to that. It is almost impossible to get in a relationship with him, not because you don't want to, but because he doesn't. He rarely likes anyone and most likely get into 4-5 relationships out of the course of his life. He is pretty shy at one moment but the hella cocky another, so beware of his mood changes. He's pretty athletic and LOVES to tease his friends about anything and everything.
Person 1: Why is Ethan so annoying?
Person 2: IDK, but hey, once you get to know him, he isn't that bad.
by smeldey June 2, 2019
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Someone who flogs their dolphin at a girls wedgie. He's sweet and has a big dick. ; D
"Damn bro did you see Ethan the other day?"

"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."
by sukuranus July 6, 2014
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a guy that was the biggest dick ever and can fuck u so good!!!
omg i got Ethan'ed so bad last night i want more!
by nbkhjgcfgxtrbgcydyrgf November 15, 2016
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