Noob zombies is a word used by most forums and games to describe a infection of noobs.
They commonly troll forums posting stupid answers to every stupid thread there is which in return causes more stupidity with the once intelligent forum users.
The infection and uprising of noobs can be caused by one noob. or simply a newbie who is new and thinks he is better than those who have played years whitlist the user having a playtime of only playing 5 minutes..
Many users fear the "noob zombies" because it can start wiki drama and violence.
The symptoms of this Disease are the following.
1.stuttered speech (such as using ones or zeros in sentances or severe misspells)
2. Drama (noob zombies have been known to output a severe amount of drama.
3.Violence (noobs have been known to make personnel threats to people when in reality he would punk out)
They commonly troll forums posting stupid answers to every stupid thread there is which in return causes more stupidity with the once intelligent forum users.
The infection and uprising of noobs can be caused by one noob. or simply a newbie who is new and thinks he is better than those who have played years whitlist the user having a playtime of only playing 5 minutes..
Many users fear the "noob zombies" because it can start wiki drama and violence.
The symptoms of this Disease are the following.
1.stuttered speech (such as using ones or zeros in sentances or severe misspells)
2. Drama (noob zombies have been known to output a severe amount of drama.
3.Violence (noobs have been known to make personnel threats to people when in reality he would punk out)
Hank: been to runescape.com lately?
Suffery: hell no..theres so many noob zombies there
Hank: ok how about yahoo answers?
Suffery: ok ill take a look
Hank:Great!
Suffery: 0mg i f331 funn3
Hank: oh god no! suffery!!!?!?!!?
Suffery: 1t hu4ts
Hank: ill find a cure!
Suffery: hell no..theres so many noob zombies there
Hank: ok how about yahoo answers?
Suffery: ok ill take a look
Hank:Great!
Suffery: 0mg i f331 funn3
Hank: oh god no! suffery!!!?!?!!?
Suffery: 1t hu4ts
Hank: ill find a cure!
by Suffery July 7, 2009
Get the noob zombiesmug. by sarinmage January 8, 2008
Get the arginian zombiemug. A person who can't makeout properly if their lives depended on it. Usually starts with an ugly girl you got with because your friends pressured you, then she starts making out with you like she's trying to lick icecream off the bottom of a bowl. Too much tongue, slow, and creepy.
Dude, i hate you. That girl pulled a zombie makeout on me. She stuck her tongue down my throat like she was trying to deep throat me!
by alexmawdsley December 27, 2009
Get the Zombie Makeoutmug. One of the my teenagers out there who hs been brainwashed by the book, Twilight.
Symptoms may include: Begging for an imaginary vampire to marry them, biting random people, wasting a shit load of cash on twilight merch that has invaded hot topic, losing a social life due to reading the book over and over again and living in a fantasy, obsessing over any guy named "Edward" or "Jacob", tantrums about how things in the book turned out or when people make fun of the book, wishing death upon fictional character Bella swam, refering to their spouse as "edward" or "bella" or asking their spouse if they happen to be a vampire in disguise.
Symptoms may include: Begging for an imaginary vampire to marry them, biting random people, wasting a shit load of cash on twilight merch that has invaded hot topic, losing a social life due to reading the book over and over again and living in a fantasy, obsessing over any guy named "Edward" or "Jacob", tantrums about how things in the book turned out or when people make fun of the book, wishing death upon fictional character Bella swam, refering to their spouse as "edward" or "bella" or asking their spouse if they happen to be a vampire in disguise.
Twilight Zombie: "OMG!! I want to marry Edward Cullen! He's so gorgeous!"
Twilight Zombie #2: "Back off, he's MINEEEE!!!!!!111"
Twilight Zombie #2: "Back off, he's MINEEEE!!!!!!111"
by twilightisnotcooldudelolz January 12, 2009
Get the twilight zombiemug. (noun)
1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.
2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.
1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.
2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.
1. Algeria: Hey Djibouti. You hungry?
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.
2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.
2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.
by oryaknownot April 9, 2010
Get the Zombie breakfastmug. A driver that seemingly comes out of nowhere at a speed much greater than yours and just as they are about to pass, they disappear in your blind spot. They then hide in your blind spot for the duration of your trip effectively stopping you from having freedom of movement or even relaxing. You can speed up, you can slow down but the Road Zombie stays fixed on you as they are the parasite and you are the host.
It is unclear why Road Zombies do what they do. Maybe their cruise control is broken or maybe they are too dumb to use it. Either way you are stuck. Your only out is to either pull over, stop and let them get ahead of you or take a quick blast at illegal speeds to shake them off. They will latch onto another car at that point but that is not your problem.
It is unclear why Road Zombies do what they do. Maybe their cruise control is broken or maybe they are too dumb to use it. Either way you are stuck. Your only out is to either pull over, stop and let them get ahead of you or take a quick blast at illegal speeds to shake them off. They will latch onto another car at that point but that is not your problem.
by Sawman70 February 13, 2019
Get the Road Zombiemug. A PunXka band formed in Mexico City and currently located in Los Angeles, CA. Their music is influenced by Punk, Ska, Hardcore, Metal, Reggae, Crack Rock Steady.They define their music as "Zombie PunXka". They sing about society,zombies, life,racism all all kinds of topics. Their songs are sung in Spanish and English. They have toured all over Mexico and the USA. They have 4 releases and they are featured on several compilations with bands such as: Voodoo Glow Skulls, Leftover Crack, Star Fucking Hipsters, Left Alone, Union 13, Subhumans, Hellmouth, Embrace the kill, Atrocity Solution and more
They have played with: Marky Ramone, Death Mold, Stza Crack(Singer,Guitar player,and Songwriter for Choking Victim/Leftover Crack/Star Fucking Hipsters),The Casualties, Union 13, Left Alone, Wisecracker, Public Serpents(Choking Victim's ex-drummer's band),Green Jelly, Star Fucking Hipsters, Buck-O-Nine, Nobody's Hero (members of Against All Authority), Fishbone, Mustard Plug, Assorted Jelly Beans,Chris Murray Combo, Big D and The Kids Table, Voodoo Glow Skulls and more...
They are also part of the Crack Rock Steady Siete (a mexican version of the infamous Crack Rock Steady Seven) where they team up with Stza Crack to play Choking Victim/Leftover Crack songs, they released 2 original songs, "The CRS7 Theme song" and "We all must die".
They have played with: Marky Ramone, Death Mold, Stza Crack(Singer,Guitar player,and Songwriter for Choking Victim/Leftover Crack/Star Fucking Hipsters),The Casualties, Union 13, Left Alone, Wisecracker, Public Serpents(Choking Victim's ex-drummer's band),Green Jelly, Star Fucking Hipsters, Buck-O-Nine, Nobody's Hero (members of Against All Authority), Fishbone, Mustard Plug, Assorted Jelly Beans,Chris Murray Combo, Big D and The Kids Table, Voodoo Glow Skulls and more...
They are also part of the Crack Rock Steady Siete (a mexican version of the infamous Crack Rock Steady Seven) where they team up with Stza Crack to play Choking Victim/Leftover Crack songs, they released 2 original songs, "The CRS7 Theme song" and "We all must die".
Dude 1: : hey man! are you going to the SFH's show?, Niño zombi is also playing, i heard they might play some CV/LoC songs with Stza as the Crack Rock Steady Siete"
Dude 2: yeah man, I'm down let's go, Niño Zombi is the shit!
Dude 1: alright!! Zombies Never Die!!!
Dude 2: yeah man, I'm down let's go, Niño Zombi is the shit!
Dude 1: alright!! Zombies Never Die!!!
by Dan Zombie January 6, 2011
Get the Niño Zombimug.