wooker

One who wooks, or one who enjoys wooking.
Also known in Canada as diaper fisher.

Wookie: RGHABABABABAAbababsarharababa RAGGLE FRAGGLE
Person: Fucking wooker

by monkeylx1 January 19, 2008

worked

Taking control of an awkward or boring conversation.

Punklicious21: guess what
Punklicious21: i got my nose pireced
Punklicious21: go look at the pics
ImEmerican25: no thanks
Punklicious21: GO
ImEmerican25: no
ImEmerican25: I got a prince albert
ImEmerican25: go look at the pics
ImEmerican25: WORKED

by Jeff Render August 10, 2006

wooker

A person whose main function in life revolves around indiscriminate sex esp. those known locally as the bar whore.

Every time I go to the bar in search of a fly chick to take home I end up waking up with a wooker in my bed instead.

by Sergeant Kyle September 28, 2007

wonker

A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe

."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!

by Wonker December 2, 2003

wonker

The polite form of "wanker"

1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!

by Dee Cee 66 April 4, 2009

workrific

When work hasn't gone that bad, and doesn't requite immediate drinking

Today work was workrific!

by Timmie B October 25, 2006

woker

A person who can't decide between a wannabe and a rocker.

Hilary Duff is SUCH a woker!

by Katine January 5, 2006