winter cling

Like a summer fling, except with more apple picking, Netflix, and snuggling. And with lower standards.

Lasts until hints of spring prompt everyone to emerge from hibernation and go their separate ways.

Example A:
"Why's he talking to that biddie?"
"Winter Is Coming. He's looking for a winter cling."

Example B:
"What does she see in that fat ass?"
"She's using him for his HBO and the arm pillow."
"So it's just a winter cling?"
"Yep."
"Damn, I wish she'd winter cling with me."
"You're too fit. His fatness makes her feel better about letting herself go."

by skirtsIssue November 8, 2014

winterous

A man that dogs the boys.

Me:Hey man wanna play league tonight?
Winterous: Yeah soon
-Doesnt come back.

by Nomadwin February 9, 2017

Wintergataner

A person who makes a complex machine that plays music.

"Wow these wintergataners are doing a good job at making the orchaestra machine."

by Nimbleye June 2, 2018

Winstead

Someone who is ultimately betrayed by someone they thought loved them.

Johnathons girlfriend cheated on him, so he felt like a Winstead.

by JTwinstead April 16, 2019

Winter

The result of Mr Beefy (from movie Little Nicky) and Mrs Doubtfire's secret love affair, Winter a fat bald NZ lad that dopes greyhounds and fights them in illegal cock fighting rings generally found around thai lady boy clubs. often seen found in and around work colleagues un attended work lunch the winter can consume an average of 300 calories per second for a sustained 6.325 hours strait. muffled with cock the winter is generally a soft speaking gender confused dissexlick.

fuck yeah that winter can really chug a jug full of gooch scrotal liquid.

by h3dr4n June 3, 2020

winter loretan

richards beautiful girlfriend ofc ;)

Oh yeah Winter Loretan is cooler than you, respectfully<3

by G shawty May 21, 2021

your__winter

A well known Neopian (member of the Neopets.com community), your__winter is highly controversial. Your__winter says she is a member of the witness protection program. She was sent to Equitorial New Guinea after witnessing the "BAD GUYS (!!!)" murder someone. When Your__winter goes a long time without posting, people call it a Winter Drought. One drought was so long, people thought she was dead only to find out that her position had been compromised and she was relocated to Genovia. All this moving around makes her very lonely, so she relies on Neopets to meet her "BFFs".On one occasion she admitted to having a crush on another neopian, Sparkledancer95.

Ex:

Your__Winter posts:
I am afraid to go outside because of the BAD GUYS(!!!), but at least I am never bored, because I have my BFF's to talk to!!!!

by freelove36 May 21, 2009