candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

Texas Wind Tunnel

Sexual act whereby an individual applies mouth to anus of willing partner who then passes flatus, while said individual inhales deeply, holding his/her breath. Individual then exhales entirely into mouth of partner while he/she inhales deeply.

After running out of NOS, Bill and Larry decided to up the ante and began two fisting empanadas and chorizos in preparation for a mind blowing Texas Wind Tunnel session.

by d.c. sterner February 1, 2008

Break the Wind

Being the first to pass gas in the presence of someone you're dating. i.e. Breaking the Ice.

Girl: Did you just fart?

Guy: Well somebody had to Break the Wind.

by Zimfast May 15, 2013

Cincinatti Wind Tunnel

The act of blowing air into your partner's anus, thus filling the anal cavity with air. Then, the male partner immediately inserts his penis into said partner's anus, thus resulting in a blast of air across the sides of the inserted penis.

Brett giggled as he watched his pubic hair rustle in the wind after giving his girlfriend Susan, a Cincinatti Wind Tunnel.

by Duderman July 19, 2009

suck wind

v. (1) To be left in the dust, as in a race or other competition.

(2) Can also be used in the general sense meaning to suck or to lose.

(3) To remove something's momentum (usually in combination with "out of their sails").

(4) A negative dismissal in the tradition of fuck off or go to hell, but without the obscenity.

(1) That last hill on the cross country course left me sucking wind as I watched everybody pass me.

(2) This traffic sucks wind.

(3) He was going to go straight down into the avalanche zone for the camera, but the ski patrol guy sucked the wind right out of his sails.

(4) Oh yeah? Well, tell them to go suck wind.

by Zen November 17, 2004

second wind

1) When you completely pass out at a party to the point of being comatose and then ressurect from the dead like Jesus.

Oh man, did you guys see Schueler? Ten minutes ago we had to drag his limp body to his bed and now he is shotguning beers and taking shots. Talk about a second wind.

by Papa Shiz December 9, 2008

Alaskan wind tunnel

a sexual act in which one person puts ice cubes in the others ass and then blows inside.

Darrel loves to get an Alaskan wind tunnel from his sister Karen.

by NobodyWest July 28, 2016