If you've searched this . You have been chosen to join our cult. The cult is about a creature, a dog. This dog goes by the name of Wilson. Wilson is a dog that has been dead for a while. In our cult we act like him, and will turn into him. The youngest cult member will be sacrificed so we can bring Wilson back. We will then burn everyone in the cult when Wilson is back, it will be our cleansing ritual. Once we’re done being burned alive, we shall bathe in our special holy water. Our holy water is made from Wilson’s insides and his piss. You’re now in our cult.
Jay Jay: Wilson is our lord and savior (and sleep paralysis demon)
Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again
Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again
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A loyal and cherished friend, who's by your side even when you've been cast away on a deserted island. Originating from Tom Hank's dear companion in the 2000 film classic, 'Cast Away'.
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Coworker: tomorrow is the start of my vacation.
Me: well then, happy Wilson Phillips day
Coworker: what is that?
Me: you just have to "hold on for one more day"
Me: well then, happy Wilson Phillips day
Coworker: what is that?
Me: you just have to "hold on for one more day"
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