Weiner-Chamois

Something made of only the smoothest, softest leather, like that of a weiner

I Love the way this couch feels; it's just like weiner-chamois.

by Cor-dog March 21, 2008

Weiner Brow

Code name for male pubic hair (above the penis).

"Oh my god, when I pulled down Johnny's pants, I saw his well-trimmed Weiner Brow!" OR
"When I reached for his dick, man did he have a bushy Weiner Brow! Trim it dude."

by Sketchley April 23, 2009

beaner weiner

An effect felt after consuming mdma tablets (ecstasy). One becomes sexually aroused but cannot achieve an erection.

Swim: Last night I had these two ho's butt ass naked in my bed!
Swim's Friend: So you had an epic threesome right?
Swim: Nope... got beaner weiner. I was rolling too hard. It ended there :(

by rollingballs July 25, 2013

weiner dick

Descriptive term for the pungent aroma emitted from a male's genital area, usually as a result of the combination of ingesting certain aromatic foods (onions, garlic, etc.) not bathing and engaging in activities that result in sweat collecting in the groin area. Not changing underwear is also a major contributor to having a case of "the weiner dick."

(from a female): He wanted me to give him head, and I was willing to oblige him, but he had such a strong case of the weiner dick that I thought I would gag before I ever even got close to it.

by Holdmah Koochiekooch March 15, 2008

Weezer Fan

Someone who enjoys listening to the band Weezer unironically. Usually the cringiest and least funny member of the friend group. Always tries to get other people to listen to it as well.

Since we are such Weezer Fans, we listened to an entire album after we finished having gay sex!

by ZestyMuffin October 1, 2021

weiner dog

a weiner dog is a dog that looks like a weiner.
they are long and can be either fat or skiny.
they are very amusing to get high.

damn yo, that weiner dog is shit faced.

by Johnny S.Of PT April 24, 2007

Weiner Grab

Where you use your hand, and go up to a unsuspecting guy, and grab their weiner with sych force, that they are forced to the ground.

Friend 1: "Dude look at that hand... It looks familiar. OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE WEINER GRAB!!!!"

*HAND GRABS WEINER*

Friend 1: "AHH SHIT DUDE!!!"

Friend 2: "What????"

Friend 1: "I'VE BEEN GRABBED!!!!"

by Weiner Grab September 8, 2006