weiner hug

when you like someone so much, you have to hug them twice but on the second hug you "accidentally" bump them with your weiner

"Dale gave me two hugs, and I swear on the second hug he hit me with his weiner. Not cool. He hit me with a goddam weiner hug."

by coodfes November 20, 2009

weiner jenga

when you are at a party and some dusty broad is passed out on the ground and you have 3-4 friends you kneel over her face and put your weiners on her face from all different angles and stack them up like jenga blocks the person on the bottom then procedes to pull out his dick if none of the top dicks are moved drastically it is a succesfull weiner jenga and then you proceed to cheers and hand out high fives like you are the fucken man

Man #1 "man did you see that saucey, dusty, broad passed out on the floor over their"
Man #2 "lets go put our weiners on her face and pull the bottom one out!"
Man #1 "whats that called?"
Man #2 "weiner jenga"

by trench coat the super dick March 1, 2011

Weiner

Everyone here is a sicko! A weiner is a hot dog!

Guy 1: Hey, for dinner would you like to grill out some weiners?
Guy 2: Heck ya! Hot Dogs are delicious

by josethelama July 9, 2012

Weiner

A nice treat for every one with a very unique flavor!!!!

JOHN:You BET A TASTe A OF THAT WEINER!!

sean:yEAH I DIDNT EVEN THINK SHE HAD WEINERS BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG u KNOW!?

by mr>sloppy weiner ;) September 21, 2013

Show Me Your Weiner!

When someone says they are going to do something or did something but you don't believe them.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Girl: Did you eat cupcakes?
Guy: No.
Girl, I don't belive you, Show Me Your Weiner!

Friend A: OMG HI!
Friend B: Hi! Show Me Your Weiner!

by Unicorn<3r October 26, 2011

Weiner

A small declining farm town in northeast Arkansas, Comparable to a real weiner in the fact that with age it has to begun to shrink and become somewhat useless, as well as not as funny to hear about anymore. 98% of the population are so old they have the same problem as the town itself.

Eric that lives in waldenburg is such a weiner.

by Akuma Drakul October 22, 2008

wiggity weiner

strong sad, strong bads brother who enjoys sitting in his dark basement listening to music or talking to walls and trees, he likes bord games more than most people and gets pummeld evry hour on the hour

i like bpard games more than most people do by that i mean i like board games more than most people do and also i like board games more than i like most people

by homsar August 10, 2003