Sex that could have happened, that should have happened but did not happen because the guy said or did something so incredibly stupid, and as a result turned the girl completely off and kill the mood.
Lisa : Hey Kristen. Did you ever hook up with that guy Brandon?
Kristen : Omg no way. My shirt was off and he started talking about how he kills puppies. What a night of wasted sex! He was hot till he said that!
Kristen : Omg no way. My shirt was off and he started talking about how he kills puppies. What a night of wasted sex! He was hot till he said that!
by gemchic81 March 17, 2017
Get the Wasted sex mug.Yeah, I don’t even get drunk anymore. Person 2: you quit drinkin? Person 1: no alcohol just numbs me it doesn’t give me any kind of intoxication. Person 2: that sounds.. heavy bro you igh? Person1: no.. but I think I fr fucked so bad this time, I fucked up something I’ve been wanting to make happen a reality for so long, for all the right reasons.. that everything I live life for feels wasted.
by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019
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by Stefane January 11, 2009
Get the Johnny Wasted mug.to be completely and utterly inebriated. intoxicated stunts include: running around downtown with a shopping cart asking people for rides, or seductively eating shawarma's.
by anonymouscoworker12345 March 14, 2011
Get the rocca wasted mug.Descriptive term for a person of below average intellect, may be used as a preface for other descriptors ie 'You're acting like a shit-witted howler monkey'
1 Go Scrobble a Goat ya shit-witted fucking moron
2 You drive like a shit-witted slug
3 Your shit-witted friend bores me to death
2 You drive like a shit-witted slug
3 Your shit-witted friend bores me to death
by pdiggitydawg July 30, 2011
Get the shit-witted mug.The condition of being so intoxicated (well over the standard tipsy, buzzed, inebriated, or even plastered state) that it will be a miracle if you live to see the next day.
The term was thought up as a result of the 2004 incident when An unidentified Taiwanese woman (dumb betch) died of alcohol intoxication after immersion for 12 hours in a bathtub filled with 40% ethanol (brilliant). Her blood alcohol content was 1.35% (which qualified her as being bathtub wasted).
The term was thought up as a result of the 2004 incident when An unidentified Taiwanese woman (dumb betch) died of alcohol intoxication after immersion for 12 hours in a bathtub filled with 40% ethanol (brilliant). Her blood alcohol content was 1.35% (which qualified her as being bathtub wasted).
That betch consumed so much alcohol she was nearly bathtub wasted.
I'm tryina get beyond blackout tonight, let's get bathtub wasted.
I'm tryina get beyond blackout tonight, let's get bathtub wasted.
by TheKittyKat December 10, 2012
Get the Bathtub Wasted mug.Named after Pittsburgh Rapper "Vegas" This is simply when you drink to the point where you start talking british, making out with the anyone of the opposite sex. and not giving a fuck. Doing this eventually leads to Puking and/or Passing out.
Dude #1: "Ugh....Dude, I feel like shit"
Dude #2: "Bro, you were gone lastnight man
Dude #1: I was...fuckin....Vegas Wasted
Dude #1:.......{PUKESS!!!}
Dude #2: "Bro, you were gone lastnight man
Dude #1: I was...fuckin....Vegas Wasted
Dude #1:.......{PUKESS!!!}
by Vegas! August 13, 2012
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